mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

awwww-cute:

Not sleepy at all

awwww-cute:

Not sleepy at all

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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sylphofshield:

disubiquity:

so at work i doodled on my hand 

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and my coworker was like ”Awww what a cute little girl! Why is she-“

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" ….oh."

first of all hOW DARE YOU

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21